Do you need to produce a plausible business plan or marketing presentation >>>fast... and on a low budget?
ScryWare was designed exactly for people like you.
My name is Spellabyte the wizard. I spend all my time cooking up ideas for new companies, and writing business plans. I actually planned my Prickly Spine Software Company (see below) about 100 years ago. That was before computers or software were even invented. That gave me plenty of time to get on with enjoying my life, and still be one of the market leaders, when the market conditions were right.
You're probably reading this ad because you need to write a plausible business plan or marketing presentation fast. Probably this morning.
ScryWare was developed for people in a hurry, just like you.
|As you know there
are plenty of good market
research companies and analysts in every market. The problem is, they charge
a lot for information, and even when you get it, it can take a long time to
understand what they're saying, and assimilate the data and trends into a
plausible looking business plan. The other problem is:- timing. If you've got to
get that business plan ready for tomorrow's meeting, you know that even if money
is no object, there's not enough time to download those really big pdf files
which takes hours to print out, read them, and pick out the good bits to quote
as bullet points in your Powerpoint presentation.
in Practise:- I used ScryWare to set up a whole bunch of software
businesses, and so have my relations.
Megabyte the Mouse
became the editor of a leading computer storage
portal, which is not bad for a young mouse. The pirates who kidnapped
Alexander in the
second story on
goblinsearch needed a better business plan. After being frozen in ice for
hundreds of years they discovered that their jolly little pirate ship just
couldn't stand up to modern nuclear submarines and destroyers. You'll have to
read that online novel to see how I helped them. If you're a modern 21st
century human being, you could probably do much better.|
How to Order:- you can't buy ScryWare in the shops, in catalogs or via the web. The way to order it is:- to print out a copy of this ad, wrap your credit card in it, and rub your crystal ball with it three times.
Delivery:- In the UK, and USA (except Alaska) we usually deliver it within 2 minutes. But you have to shut your eyes, because my delivery wizards are shy and don't like to be seen by humans.
Price:- USA, UK, Asia, Europe, Worldwide:- $250. The US dollar amount will be debited from your credit card at tomorrow's prevailing exchange rate.
Compatibility:- don't worry. If your crystal ball, or PC aren't compatible, then the ordering wizard will stop before your credit card is debited.
System requirements:- crystal ball (all leading models), PC (running Chrome OS or Microsoft Windows 95, 98, XP, HP, NT, DOA / Vista, 7, 8, 9... any version upto 3000), Excel, Powerpoint.
Guarantee:- we guarantee that your presentation will be a lot better than if you wrote it yourself, and you'll never want to write another marketing plan without using ScryWare ever again.
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